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erdos0
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Swine Flew Warnings
Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:26:56 am
by erdos0, 34, M, straight, single, New York, NY, United States

We didn't panic when we saw the bird flew warnings, because birds fly all the time. Now we have swine flew warnings.

This is a serious matter. Everything promised to happen "when pigs fly" and "when pigs grow wings" is going to happen. All of these improbable events are going to happen in a short period of time and none of us are ready for it. Soldiers in Mexico are patrolling airports and buses. Martial law may come to the United States.

The best solution is to exercise your right to bear arms.

If you see any swine getting ready to take flight. Wrestle it down and tear off its wings. This is the only way to prevent the porcine apocalypse.

1) renaissgirl, 3979, F, gay, getting divorced
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:06:52 am

Good thing I have knives.

2) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:07:54 am

re: comment #1

Good thing I have knives.

Cook the bacon thoroughly.

3) awesomeashley, 25, F, straight, married
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:26:52 am

We should put these flying swine through vigorous workout programs and then eat their bacon. HEALTHY BACON = YUM.

4) awesomeashley, 25, F, straight, married
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:27:28 am

= healthy YUM, that is.

5) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:31:41 am

re: comment #3

We should put these flying swine through vigorous workout programs and then eat their bacon. HEALTHY BACON = YUM.

Bacon is better if it has a lot of fat. Lean bacon is just pork.

6) renaissgirl, 3979, F, gay, getting divorced
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:06:51 am

Pork is my favorite meat.

7) renaissgirl, 3979, F, gay, getting divorced
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:07:01 am

Bring on the swine.

8) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:13:28 am

"Pork fat rules" - Emeril Lagasse

9) shin, 23, M, bestial, hermit
Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:54:14 am

I thought those were bear arms.

10) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:46:43 pm

re: comment #9

I thought those were bear arms.

They are polar bear arms.

11) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:51:42 pm

http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life

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12) crabulous, 28, ?, don't know, closed relationship
Sat May 9, 2009 1:08:02 pm

YES FOR SWINE FLU!!

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13) crabulous, 28, ?, don't know, closed relationship
Sat May 9, 2009 1:08:11 pm

Err.. FLEW

14) erdos0, 34, M, straight, single
Sat May 9, 2009 4:15:44 pm

agrees with: comment #12

YES FOR SWINE FLU!!